Lincoln Carpenter
Lincoln spent his formative years in World of Warcraft, and hopes to someday recover from the experience. Having earned a Creative Writing degree by convincing professors to accept his papers about Dwarf Fortress, he leverages that expertise in his most important work: judging a video game’s lore purely on the quality of its proper nouns. With writing at Waypoint and Fanbyte, Lincoln started freelancing for PC Gamer in Fall of 2021, and will take any excuse to insist that games are storytelling toolkits—whether we’re shaping those stories for ourselves, or sharing them with others. Or to gush about Monster Hunter.
Latest articles by Lincoln Carpenter

Shadow of the Erdtree review roundup: 'Recaptures all of the magic of playing Elden Ring for the first time'
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Critics are heaping a Torrent of praise on Elden Ring's DLC.

To create its cast of Baldur's Gate 3 companions, Larian came up with 'hundreds and hundreds' of character concepts: 'It was a huge, huge list'
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Character classes were the last details finalized in the Baldur's Gate 3 party's long iteration process.

Maxis canceled The Sims in the '90s, but it was saved by an unlikely hero: Electronic Arts
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Project "Dollhouse" outlasted industry turmoil, gender norms, and company collapse.

Jackbox players rejoice: A free 'Megapicker' is coming soon that can launch the specific Party Pack game you want to play
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News With The Jackbox Megapicker, it'll be easier than ever to track down Tee K.O.

Minecraft 1.21, the Tricky Trials update, is out now
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News 1.21 brings Trial Chambers, automatic crafters, and new, worse skeletons.

What's free on the Epic Games Store right now?
By Morgan Park last updated
FREE STUFF Stay up to date on what games Epic is giving away each week.

Microsoft backs up Geoff Keighley after he ignited console warrior outrage over the Gears of War: E-Day trailer
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News In a valiant defense of a trillion dollar corporation, Xbox fans declare graphics terminology the latest battlefield of a war raging in their own minds.

Nimbly dodging confirmation of a rumored Xbox handheld, Phil Spencer says he's excited about 'the work that the team is doing around different form factors'
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News "I think we should have a handheld, too."

Killed by Google in 2021, Discord's most popular music bot is back from the dead
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Rythm returns as a reformed, officially-sanctioned Discord app for group-only listening.

Vile treachery: When you 'ran' on the Citadel in Mass Effect, it just changed the FOV to make it look like you were going faster
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Former BioWare dev admits to unforgivable betrayal—we tested it, and it's true.

It's been 729 days since the last appearance of Silksong, and the Hollow Knight fans are in a bad way
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News "We're no longer clowns 'cause we don't make people laugh anymore."

After playing the deckbuilding RTS just revealed at Summer Game Fest, I believe in better, simpler realtime strategy
By Lincoln Carpenter published
Paradigm shifting With Battle Aces, Uncapped Games is making strides towards an RTS renaissance.

Here's the trailer for Destiny 2's new raid, teasing The Final Shape's final showdown with The Witness
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Until weekly raid teams are farming it for cool guns, anyway.

My favorite roguelike where you can grant a chair the gift of sentience just got a UI update that makes it far more approachable
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Surreal science fantasy roguelike Caves of Qud just tore down its biggest barrier to entry.

Team Fortress 2 plummets to 'Overwhelmingly Negative' on Steam as its biggest fans stoke the righteous flames of anti-bot outrage
By Lincoln Carpenter last updated
News You hate to see it.

Baldur's Gate 3 player gits gouda, beats game as wheel of cheese
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News A dairy-ing feat of player roquefortitude.

Ultrakill dev says it's fine to pirate his game if you don't have money to spare: 'Culture shouldn't exist only for those who can afford it'
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Spreading the word about a game you pirated and enjoyed is "at worst an equal trade," Hakita says.

Summer Game Fest will focus on existing games, so don't hype yourself up for 'games that are years and years out,' says Geoff Keighley
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Expect more already-announced games than first reveals.

Team Fortress 2 players gather over 140,000 petition signatures in the latest campaign against the ongoing aimbot menace
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News #SaveTF2 reemerges, hoping to pressure Valve into consistent anti-cheat support.

Destiny's famed 'lore daddy' releases a 10-hour history recap, with 12,000 people tuning in for the live premiere
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Cancel all my weekend plans. And maybe some of next week's, too.

The latest overnight survival game fixation blends a Mesoamerican theme, Bionicle masks, and the occasional Destiny guy
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Soulmask is cashing in on our latent, universal love for early 2000s Lego product lines.

Brand synergizing strikes again as Destiny 2 gets D&D crossover cosmetics, and dammit, I do kind of want the owlbear sparrow
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Illithid helmets: a dire new chapter in Warlock fashion.

Todd Howard says he's never seen anything like the '4-6x increase in daily players' the Fallout games got from the show: 'It's a really, really unique moment'
By Lincoln Carpenter published
News Fallout 76 has piled on 3 million more players since December.